14 December 2009

The 85 HORROR Movies of The Decade (2000 - 2009)

Oleh Mahhass (Ajek Hassan a.k.a Spiral)

Entri ini adalah senarai 85 buah filem horror, yang barangkali boleh sahaja aku katakan antara filem-filem yang sekurang-kurangnya 'boleh' ditonton oleh semua peminat horror. Perlu diingat, senarai ini TIDAK mengikut ranking, feveritisme atau apa saja. Ia sekadar mengikut turutan tahun. Harap boleh dijadikan panduan untuk semua pembaca SKRIN. Terima kasih kerana masih setia 'berhorror' bersama aku.

1. Batoru Rowaiaru (Battle Royale) (2000)



2. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
3. Final Destination (2000)
4. Frailty (2001)



5. Ichi The Killer (2001)
6. The Others (2001)
7. Session 9 (2001)
8. Jeepers Creepers (2001)
9. Cabin Fever (2002)
10. 28 Days Later (2002)



11. Resident Evil (2002)
12. Ju On (2002)
13. The Ring (R) (2002)
14. Dog Soldiers (2002)



15. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
16. Wrong Turn (2003)
17. Identity (2003)
18. Oldboy (2003)
19. Willard (R) (2003)
20. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (R) (2003)
21. Shaun of the Dead (2004)
22. Dawn of The Dead (R) (2004)
23. Saw (2004)



24. Shutter (2004)
25. A Tale of Two Sisters (2004)
26. Secret Window (2004)
27. Zombie Honeymoon (2004)
28. The Descent (2005)
29. Wolf Creek (2005)
30. Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)
31. Feast (2005)
32. Hostel (2005)
33. Haute Tension (2005)



34. Three... Extremes (2005)
35. Land of The Dead (2005)
36. 2001 Maniacs (2005)
37. The Hamiltons (2006)
38. The Hills Have Eyes (R) (2006)
39. Silent Hill (2006)
40. Turistas (2006)
41. Fido (2006)
42. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
43. Rest Stop (2006)
44. Sheitan (2006)
45. The Host (2007)
46. Rogue (2007)
47. Hostel 2 (2007)



48. 1408 (2007)
49. 30 Days of Night (2007)
50. 28 Weeks Later (2007)
51. Devil’s Rejects (2007)
52. The Signal (2007)
53. Them (Ils) (2007)
54. The Mist (2007)
55. Teeth (2007)
56. Broken (2007)
57. Inside (À l'intérieur) (2007)



58. Grindhouse (2007)
59. Halloween (R) (2007)
60. I Am Legend (2007)
61. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
62. P2 (2007)
63. Let The Right One In (2008)
64. REC (2008)



65. 4Bia (See prang) (2008)
66. Frontier(s) (2008)
67. The Ruins (2008)
68. Eden Lake (2008)
69. Splinter (2008)
70. Midnight Movie (2008)
71. Midnight Meat Train (2008)
72. Diary of The Dead (2008)
73. Martyrs (2008)



74. Trailer Park of Terror (2008)
75. Tokyo Gore Police (2008)
76. Red Victoria (2008)
77. Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
78. Trick R’ Treat (2008)
79. The Orphan (2009)
80. Last House on The Left (R) (2009)
81. Anti-Christ (2009)
82. Paranormal Activity (2009)
83. Babysitter Wanted (2009)
84. Drag Me To Hell (2009)
85. Zombieland (2009)


08 December 2009

My Picks for the BEST OF THE DECADE : 2000-2009

(Re-post from my Facebook's note.)

Actor : CHRISTIAN BALE (notable films: American Psycho, Equilibrium, The Machinist, Batman Begins, The New World, Rescue Dawn, The Prestige, 3:10 to Yuma, The Dark Knight, Terminator Salvation, Public Enemies)

Monster : "Gwoemul" - THE HOST (Honor : "Grendel" - Beowolf, The Mist)

Zombie : 28 DAYS LATER (Honorable : PLANET TERROR (Grindhouse), REC, Shaun of The Dead, Diary Of The Dead)

Killer : "ANTON CHIGURH" - No Country for Old Men (Honorable : JIGSAW - SAW series)

Docufilm : AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (Honor: Fahrenheit 9/11)

Alienification : DISTRICT 9

Vampire : "ELI" - LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

Animation : FINDING NEMO (Honor: Shrek 2, WALL-E)

REVENGE flick : KILL BILL 1 (Honor : James Wan's DEATH SENTENCE)

Messed up/fucked up character : "Jason Bourne" - Bourne Trilogy

Ghost/Spirit : "Kayako Saeki" - JU-ON (2003) (Honor: Paranormal Activity, Trailer Park of Terror)

Father : "Chris Gardner" - THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS

Comedy : "BORAT" (Honor: Steve Carrell's Evan Baxter in Bruce Almighty, Ben Stiller's "Focker" - Meet The Parents)

Creature : "FEAST" - the supersexmaniac ultra-violent creature (Honor : The Descent, The Ruins, Slither, Splinter)

Demon : "Mahogany" - Midnight Meat Train (Honor: JEEPERS CREEPERS)

Dysfunctional Family : "OTIS" - House of 1000 Corpses & Devil's Rejects (Honor: The Friedmans in CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS, The Hamiltons, Mum & Dad)

Most Disturbing/Shocking/Ultra-Violent : Fire extinguisher head-bashing & Belluci's rape scene in IRREVERSIBLE (Honor : Head-chopping in APOCALYPTO, Eli Roth's HOSTEL and plenty scenes in INSIDE & Martyrs, and the underrated The Ruins - leg-cutting scene a homage to Cannibal Holocaust)

Romantic : ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND (Honor: Love Actually).

Survivor : "Jaguar Paw" - APOCALYPTO (Honor: "David Drayton" - The Mist (NOT in a good way))

Villain : "JOKER" - The Dark Knight (Honor : "Esther" - The Orphan, "Col. Hans Landa" - INGLORIOUS BASTERDS, "Alonzo Harris" - TRAINING DAY, "Saruman" - The Lord of The Rings")

FIGHT scene : "TONY JAA" - Stair fighting scene in The PROTECTOR - The longest EVER fighting scene in a ONE take.

ANTHOLOGY (Horror) : 4BIA (Honor: Trick r' Treat)

Best quotes (in funniest way) : "Motherfucker! I'm the boss around here but he gets his picture in the paper! Have you found my photo in there?" - Lil' Ze (after seeing Knockout Ned's front page photo on local newspaper) - CITY OF GOD

Sam : "I can't carry it for you, but i can carry you!" - LORD OF THE RINGS - RETURN OF THE KING

REMAKES (Horror) : DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004) - No, Romero's original still the best, but Zack Snyder's "re-imagining" modernized zombies pretty much got everything you need for a sweet adrenaline-charged zombietainment. Nuff said.

(Honorable mentions: HILLS HAVE EYES (2006), Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN (2007) and I dunno how to put this, but I kinda like Last House on The Left (2009) recently remade - Why? Ask Bloody-Disgusting.com, how the hell did House of Wax - oh yes, the Paris Hilton's version made to the Top 10 best remakes. Go figure)

REMAKES (Non-horror) : OCEAN'S ELEVEN (Honor: Charlie & Chocolate Factory, The Manchurian Candidate (2004))

Best LAST line : "This is my gift. My curse. Who am I? ... I'm Spider-Man!" - SPIDERMAN (2002) (Honor: "Silencio...." - MULHOLLAND DRIVE, "Game Over!" - JIGSAW - SAW)

PRISON :
Note : I'm pretty sure not many prison movies have been produced since last decade - Shawshank Redemption (oh man, this is the greatest EVER), Blood in Blood Out, The Green Mile, Hurricane.

Nevertheless, there are few underrated movies shouldn't be missed : FELON (2008) and CARANDIRU (2003) by Hector Bebenco (Brazilian film) - based on true story, unique, SHOCKING and provocative.

ROAD MOVIE : Y tu mamá también

Virus/OUTBREAK : (Ok I'm not being personal) Eli Roth's CABIN FEVER (Necrotizing Fasciitis disease) (Honorable mentions: T-Virus in RESIDENT EVIL, Krippin Virus - I AM LEGEND, 'Rage' virus in 28 Days Later and 'Signal' virus in THE SIGNAL.)


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